Adventure is just a bullet away.

Can I call do-over?

Quit your job or buy a really big knife, just do something.

But let’s be honest, the sex was great, right?

There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.

I’d give my right arm to be your friend again. Well, someone’s right arm.

Now take off your clothes.

Use it or lose it.

Sometimes she pretends they’ve reached the wrong wife. It’s great.

Is it too late to be a good person?